Adolf Hitler has been called many things throughout the twentieth and twenty-first centuries including: evil, vile, racist, and now COOL?????? I think that it is time to finally settle the score and make a definitive statement on the coolness of the man who has been deemed unredeemable. Let’s take a look at the ten things that make the former Austrian painter stand out from the crowd of historical leaders:
He was red pilled at an early age and did not fall into the trap of a college education. If Hitler had taken out large student loans, his political career may have never taken off.
Hitler was asking the JQ like 100 years prior to it being cool. It is on record that his first discussion of the JQ took place on September 19, 1919 when writing to a friend, Adolf Gemlich.
He was into awesome esoteric stuff like the Thule Society… okay BASED?????
We can all admit that he would have had a best seller on Amazon with Mein Kampf. The sales on his greatest literary work brings envy to even the most based and red pilled people like Paul.Book.Town.
He was able to grow facial hair, unlike the soy beta cucks he kicked out of the German government.
Adderall was his favorite drug and he took it every morning. We can just be honest when we say that he would have been a crypto billionaire with that kind of focus and mental clarity.
HOI 4, EU 5, and Factorio would have been his favorite games. He basically played them in real life.
He wore nicer clothes than any readers’ parents ever have.
The Roman salute is the dopest thing ever.
When considering all of the reasons I have stated above, I think that it is pretty safe to say that he is a pretty cool guy. If you have any additional cool things about Hitler feel free to talk about them in the comments!
He praised and spoke of true Christendom. There are speeches of this (which I'll have to share a link from Gab when I find it). The fact that Adolph was of the Christian faith is a headscratcher considering a few of his sycophants tend to be adamantly opposed to Christianity, but I digress. There's much praise to be given to this man, and bless his soul. The reputational damage he continues to endure to this day. o7